Best Man Speech

I have known Byron for as long as I can remember, and I for sure remember this morning, but last night is still a little fuzzy. Well I never thought Byron would find the right girl, the one that has always been meant for him and wow, I’m surprised at just how many smileys exist and it’s almost overwhelming seeing all these smileys in one place on this happy occasion. Byron’s and Princess’ love and happiness are so infectious that everyone present is starting to look smiley, with heart eyes.  Whew, trippy!

(Maybe the Hookah room was a mistake last night?)

 Byron has shown us all his wisdom and his good taste in the selection of his bride, and his understanding of reality in his selection of me as the best man. Even though I may be the best, today he has shown that it is he has the most luck.

 And to you, sweet Princess, may this day be the beginning of a new chapter in a love story that will endure forever, and bring joy and happiness to you and your new husband.
May you always remember the love and let love be the strong foundation on which your life together will be built.

 I bow deeply to the beautiful bridesmaids. They were like flowers as they surrounded the Bride today. It was truly beauty surrounding beauty. I honor the love and affection between them and the Bride and I was wondering if any of them have any plans for next weekend?

Whoo Hoo!

 And a great big thank you to the guests who have honored the lucky couple with their presence today. I know that is the love and support of their families and friends that enabled them to make the journey that came to such a happy ending. I pray all of you will always continue to love and support them in the coming years. May God bless all of you always. And may you leave here being an infectious smiley, spreading your smiles and love wherever you go.

 So let’s eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we’re in love!

 [tries to secretively wipe the tear from his cheek]

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